Fat Britches for Slender Bitches

tara-in-pants.jpgglamour-pants-shot.jpgAP:Vermarvelous Headquarters: After months of desperate searching, I have found the antique Irish linen needed to begin manufacturing Vermarvelous Britches for Bitches. These pictures show how versatile these pants can be. Top Photo, my friend, Tara, just happily walking down the street without a care in the world. Next Photo, sporty-look-pants.jpgme, heading for a soiree, or searching for doggie droppings. Talk about versatility.

Slender women naturally gravitate to form fitting pants. This is a big mistake because you don’t look as good in them as you think, and even if you do, you look cheap, desperate and vain. My pants offer a more sophisticated, subtle sexiness. The narrow, elasticized waistband and enormous flowing pant legs accentuate your perfect butt without the embarrassment of panti-lines or wedgies. Knowing full well that this is not enough of a reason for you to forgo spandex, Vermarvelous will also offer very sheer, see-through silk and fine cotton eyelet pants with either matching or flesh colored underwear so that you will not be arrested for indecent exposure as you reveal perfect thighs, legs and ankles. These britches will not be sold in stores, only word of mouth, friend to friend. I look forward to taking your measurements. Prices vary depending on fabric: Antique linen: $450. Silks: $300, See-through Silk/poly blends with undergarment $250. Summer Cotton: $100. Vermont Maid-to-Order.this-is-the-right-butt.jpg

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