Day of Beauty Turns Ugly

img_6947.JPGAP: Sarasota, Florida: Southgate Shopping Mall on S. Tamiami Trail in Sarasota has been identified as cover for a popular drug smuggling cartel that was previously thought to have relocated to Orlando. Laurel Casey and Becky Baxter made the discovery while browsing the make-up counters in Macy’s. Rubbing themselves with various beauty creams containing heroin, and nose tweezers laced with cocaine, the undercover cover-girls experienced a retail-shopping euphoria unwarranted by their meager purchases. Just after this photo was snapped by the Clinique sales hawker, the girls began to foam at various entry ways to their innards until two plain clothed members of the Sarasota Police Brigade escorted them to a de-tox center where they are withdrawing from a variety of illegal substances.

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