Okay, Bitches, Order Some Pants

You’ve been nagging me. Fine. I’ve had better things to do, like sleep, but I am now ready to manufacture the ever-slenderizing Vermarvelous Pants for the sake of your sagging butt. I am more than happy to improve the quality of your life with these miracle pants. Treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself.  img_6908.JPG

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2 thoughts on “Okay, Bitches, Order Some Pants

  1. Hey, I’ve got an idea for you Ms. Laurel. If you can make special magic pants that slenderize a woman’s butt, why not make something for men? If you invent a design that makes men with beer guts look more handsome and virile, that would be another Vermarvelous service to the world. I’d sell them in my barber shop. Will the pants come in XXXL sizes?

    Let us know what you come up with. Here, check out this future customer:
    look at this manly beer gut!

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