Writer/Yoga Retreat opens in Vermont

img_6781.JPGimg_6742.JPG For a mere 1,000 dollars a day (sliding scale available for artists) you can completely unlodge your writers block, lose weight and become enlightened. 100 percent money back guarantee. Private chef, maid service, manuscript toning, metaphysical experiences, meditation hikes, organic booze, electric blankets, large library, private, isolated cabin. No telephone, internet, no cell phone service, no TV, no radio, no transportation. One on one Ashtanga Yoga sessions. Psychological counseling. Hashish. Cash transactions only. Minimum stay: one week.


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